Convert!
A half-parody of a popular meme
To be sung heartily in concert.
Begome! Begome! Orthodox begome! The legion of the Lord! The beaters of His drum! Bearing far His holy word, Bidding hearers see and come. With the chrismated rhythm: Begome! Begome! Orthodox begome! Tho the Devil spread lies To strike the wiser dumb, Caths and prots, stray and revise, Truly does Tradition thrum With the chrismated rhythm: Begome! Begome! Orthodox begome! The legion of the Lord! The beaters of His drum! Bearing far His holy word, Bidding hearers see and come. With the chrismated rhythm: Begome! Begome! Orthodox begome! Many men claim the Cross, Many name the Lord, their chum, But His score is to their loss. Cheerfully we play the scrum With the chrismated rhythm: [Refrain] Begome! Begome! Orthodox begome! Many hearts turn to coal, Many creeds have succumb, But the Lord relights our soul, So to save the worldly slum With the chrismated rhythm: [Refrain] Begome! Begome! Orthodox begome!
BEGOME ORTHODOX.
It worked, I’m converting to Orthodoxy